I prefer to write about what happens in my life. This weekend, I was introduced to a movie trailer by my son. The movie is from the Bourne series, which I thought was dead and buried. Its name?
The Bourne Legacy.
Is anyone else disturbed by this unusual obsession found in the naming of these films? Let’s make a Bourne movie, but first, I need a three syllable word that ends with a Y-sound. I realize that the third movie does not follow this model, but you have to admit, 3 movies and a video game have, so…
Here are my ideas for future sequels (my sons helped me with these):
The Bourne Bakery – Jason Bourne is called into action, but stops for a bagel first.
The Bourne Library – Keep quiet, Jason Bourne…and you have a late charge.
The Bourne Pregnancy – Jason Bourne is going to be a daddy…or mommy…depends on which agency has their way with him first.
The Bourne Abercrombie – Bourne takes his shirt off and fights bad guys…in a store that smells like nasty body spray…
The Bourne Apathy I will watch this movie…later…
The Bourne Cannery Soup will never be the same now that Jason Bourne is involved.
The Bourne Mediocrity Jason Bourne gets a beer gut and plays Wheel of Fortune online…that is the movie…
Well, that’s enough ideas for now. Sad thing is, you know I will watch this new movie. I am a sucker.
Happy Monday.
How about The Bourne Apothecary-Jason becomes a pharmacist?
Nice one! The Bourne Preliminary – nothing but trailers and then the movie is over.